Tuesday, January 03, 2012

Don't call it a comeback, we been here for years...

Shut the front door
. We're back.

Let's face it. Our last post (excellent deals at your local Springville Reams) was epic. What a cliff hanger. As we knew it would be years before we could compete with that, we moved on to more modern, spitfire ways of sharing our lives like Facebook and Pintrest to bridge the gap. That being said, with several years behind us, it's go time on a new post. Buh-bam 2012.

So, here we are. I believe the infamous words of LL Cool J's early 90's rap hit "Mama Said Knock You Out" (buy now for just $.99) are in order for this occasion:

Don't call it a comeback
I been here for years
Rockin my peers and puttin suckas in fear
Makin the tears rain down like a MON-soon
Listen to the bass go BOOM
Explosion, overpowerin
Over the competition, I'm towerin
Wreckin shop, when I drop these lyrics that'll make you call the cops
Don't you dare stare, you betta move
Don't ever compare
Me to the rest that'll all get sliced and diced
Competition's payin the price

Now, you may be asking yourself, "Why didn't he just stop quoting that after the second line? Wasn't that excessive?"

I'd like to answer that question with a question of my own, "Is this love, that I'm feeling? Is this the love, that I've been searching for? Is this love, or am I dreaming? This must be love, 'cuz it's really got a hold on me-ee-ee." (buy now for just $.99)

So, now that is out of the way, let's get serious. {pause for effect}

Great. That felt good. Issues are being dealt with. Positive stuff here people.

Sheesh. Now I remember why I stopped writing on this thing. I don't have anything interesting to say. I guess I should at least give a shout out to my buddy Robert Vila. Still funny, after all these years (buy now for just $.99).

1 comment:

Merri said...

I thought for sure someone had hacked into your blogger account...